BBQ Rules
> > BBQ RULES > > We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is > > important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime > > outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' > > man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. > > > > When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are > > put into motion: > > > > Routine... > > > > (1) The woman buys the food. > > (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes > > dessert. > > (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along > > with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the > > man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. > > > > Here comes the important part: > > > > (4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. > > > > More routine.... > > > > (5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. > > (6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He > > thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with > > the situation. > > > > Important again: > > > > (7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. > > > > More routine.... > > > > (8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, > > sauces, and brings them to the table. > > (9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. > > > > And most important of all: > > (10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. > > (11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon > > seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing > > some women....
> > BBQ RULES > > We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is > > important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime > > outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' > > man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. > > > > When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are > > put into motion: > > > > Routine... > > > > (1) The woman buys the food. > > (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes > > dessert. > > (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along > > with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the > > man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. > > > > Here comes the important part: > > > > (4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. > > > > More routine.... > > > > (5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. > > (6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He > > thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with > > the situation. > > > > Important again: > > > > (7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. > > > > More routine.... > > > > (8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, > > sauces, and brings them to the table. > > (9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. > > > > And most important of all: > > (10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. > > (11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon > > seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing > > some women....