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CHOPTOP WAGGY- 07-01-2007
Jeep Commandments
Jeep Commandments 1. Thou shalt not misuse the name JEEP. 2. Thou shalt not steal any JEEP property. 3. Thou shalt not murder on a JEEP Jamboree, or any other time. 4. Thou shall respect the land and animals, for they are what make off-roading fun. 5. Thou shall covet other JEEPS with respect, for they cost money. 6. Respect your father, mother, they neighbor, for one day they may own a JEEP, should you want to drive it. 7. Thou shalt not give false -*test*-('")imony against JEEP, especially while telling a fish story. 8. Thou shalt not commit sale to another, without first giving respect to JEEP. 9. Thou shalt not purposely harm your JEEP or your neighbors JEEP. 10. Thou shall idol JEEP for it was given to rejoice.


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