Maybe prison does work !
An elderly chap writes to his son who is in prison: > > Dear Vincent, > I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I > won't be able to plant my > tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to > be digging up a garden > plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be > over, and that you would > be happy to dig the plot for me. > Love, Dad > > A few days later he received a letter from his son: > > Dear Dad, > Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the > bodies. > Love, Vinnie > > At 4 am the next morning, the police and forensic > experts arrived and dug up > the entire area without finding any bodies. They > apologized to the old man > and left. > > That same day the old man received another letter > from his son: > > Dear Dad, > Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best > I could do under the > circumstances. > Love you, Vinnie
An elderly chap writes to his son who is in prison: > > Dear Vincent, > I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I > won't be able to plant my > tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to > be digging up a garden > plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be > over, and that you would > be happy to dig the plot for me. > Love, Dad > > A few days later he received a letter from his son: > > Dear Dad, > Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the > bodies. > Love, Vinnie > > At 4 am the next morning, the police and forensic > experts arrived and dug up > the entire area without finding any bodies. They > apologized to the old man > and left. > > That same day the old man received another letter > from his son: > > Dear Dad, > Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best > I could do under the > circumstances. > Love you, Vinnie