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old jeeper · Big Jeeper Joined: 25 Jun 2009 Posts: 159

17 Ways To Cook A Turkey
1. Go buy a turkey
2. Take a drink of whisky
3. Put turkey in the oven
4. Take another 2 drinks of whisky
5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. Take 3 more whiskys of drink
7. Turk the bastey
8. Whisky another bottle of get
9. Ponder the meat thermometer
10. Glass yourself a pour of whisky
11. Bake the whisky for 4 hours
12. Take the oven out of the turkey
13. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
14. Turk the carvey
15. Get yourself another scottle of botch
16. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
17. Bless the dinner and pass out
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rhinojeep · Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:13 pm Post subject:

lol too funny

rooster5333 · Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:29 pm Post subject:

LOL funny!
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Kiaser Jeep · Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:42 pm Post subject:

LOL I love it !!!
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Kelly · Little Jeeper Joined: 22 Jun 2008 Posts: 35

Dale, you really have lost your mind!!!!!!

millicon · Site Admin Joined: 11 Jan 2009 Posts: 611

Where do you get these? That is hilarious!
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old jeeper · Big Jeeper Joined: 25 Jun 2009 Posts: 159

This is what I do during conference calls...
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mnypitjeep · Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:34 am Post subject:

Where did you get my recipe? I dont give it out to just anyone you know. LOL

old jeeper · Big Jeeper Joined: 25 Jun 2009 Posts: 159

Six Legged Turkey
An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding, his mission was to produce the perfect turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone.

After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store. 'Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has six legs!' They all asked the farmer how it tasted.

'I don't know, 'said the farmer, 'I never could catch it'.
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old jeeper · Big Jeeper Joined: 25 Jun 2009 Posts: 159

One for the Kids
Go to this website for Turkey Trivia for the kids (Adults too)
http://www.wrensworld.com/talkturkeyjokes.htm
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rooster5333 · Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:47 am Post subject: